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Watch from 07.00 to the end, to hear him whine about Jon.

Gems include:

-Tucker Carlson saying the word 'cabal, which is a major DNW.
-"I thought it was stupid, what he was saying" Tucker missing Jon's points.
-"I didn't get that I was percieved to have lost"  Tucker being unaware of his fail.
- "Jon Stewart is just more famous and popular than I am" Tucker being butthurt.
-"I'm not mad about it!" Tucker being in denial.
-"It hasn't affected my life....
Or maybe it has, but I don't care to think about it" Tucker finally realizes something.
-"I think he won because he is more popular than I" Tucker missing Jon's points, while retorting to highschool logic (again).
-"I'm not very self-aware at all" Tucker being aware of his unawareness.


Date: 2010-03-26 05:26 pm (UTC)
sarcasticsra: A gif of Jon Stewart facepalming. (jon: *facepalm*)
From: [personal profile] sarcasticsra
I felt the need to write him this open letter:

Dear Tucker Carlson,

This happened SIX YEARS ago, dude. How are you still talking about it?! Move on with your life, man! Have some pride! Some dignity! You can do it!

Or continue to languish in your irrelevancy while still holding a hilariously petty grudge. IT'S ALL UP TO YOU, TUCKER.

Sincerely,
A concerned citizen

You know, I can't even dislike Tucker all that much. He's too sad. And yet, strangely amusing.

Date: 2010-03-26 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamashamed.livejournal.com
I am just loling at this point. The Jon smackdown was the best thing that happend to his career.

Date: 2010-03-26 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mercystars.livejournal.com
But still talking about and obsessing over it fuels their passionate love life!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

Date: 2010-03-26 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamashamed.livejournal.com
lmfao, I am beginning to believe that Tucker has a crush on Jon. Or a very unhealthy obsession with him.

Date: 2010-03-26 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mercystars.livejournal.com
OMG HDU THEY'RE ~~~TRUE LOVES~~~

(No, but seriously...Tucker is totes obsessed. To the point of sending anonymous white chocolate-dipped fruit arrangements with notes saying "sweets for the sweet", I bet.)

Photobucket

Date: 2010-03-26 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamashamed.livejournal.com
Lol, I love you for shipping this so burning. It makes me tolerate Tucker more:)

(lmfao I can imagine that actually)

Date: 2010-03-26 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mercystars.livejournal.com
I will sail this ship to the ends of the earth and go down with it!!!!111!!1!

(J/T was my first ship in the pundit fandom. I actually used to watch Crossfire on a regular basis, and when I saw this smackdown ep, I JUST KNEW IT WAS MY DESTINY TO SHIP JON/TUCKER.

Date: 2010-03-26 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamashamed.livejournal.com
I think I remember looking at old entries on TDS_ RPS and seeing some drama there about it, lmfaoXD

Date: 2010-03-26 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mercystars.livejournal.com
Oh there was ~drama~ all right. People sometimes fail to realize that if one doesn't care for a pairing or a person or a character or a political POV on the internets, one is free to scroll right on by. Of course, one is also free to wank into oblivion about it, too. Ahh, internets...

Date: 2010-03-26 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceilidh-ann.livejournal.com
Wait, did you get hassle for writing J/T? You know that by saying this you make me want to write seriously unpopular pairings just to piss off people?

Date: 2010-03-26 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamashamed.livejournal.com
As you should!

Date: 2010-03-26 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mercystars.livejournal.com
I didn't, but [livejournal.com profile] xavantina did, and maybe a couple others, if memory serves correct. I stay out of wank as much as possible (I'm too old for that shit). That old wank was basically someone who didn't care for Tucker Carlson's political veiwpoints (totally understandable) announcing that they didn't want to see anymore fic featuring him in the comm, and someone else basically going HDU I WRITE WAT I WANT U DONT HAVE 2 READ IT. It was a pretty useless waste of energy, imho.

Date: 2010-03-26 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceilidh-ann.livejournal.com
Oh jeez, talk about making a big fuss over nothing. The great thing about porn is that it's bipartisan! Excuse me, I need to go write Fox News porn.

Date: 2010-03-26 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mercystars.livejournal.com
Yeah, I kinda want Tucker/Shep, myself...

Date: 2010-03-26 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceilidh-ann.livejournal.com
Shep could do better but that would be something.

Sorry for littering up your comments with this stuff Louise! Brain bleach is in the 2nd drawer.

Date: 2010-03-26 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamashamed.livejournal.com
Hahaha, I no worries:). Worse things have been in my head, believe me.

Date: 2010-03-26 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mercystars.livejournal.com
>:~3 I kinda had a "breaking in the new man" idea.

Date: 2010-03-26 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceilidh-ann.livejournal.com
Go for it! Scar a whole new fandom generation and piss off the anons who think liking a Fox dude is fucking up the fandom for all! *waggly fingers and wooing* Doooo it!

Date: 2010-03-26 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamashamed.livejournal.com
Did you ever find out who that Shep-disliking person was?

Date: 2010-03-26 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceilidh-ann.livejournal.com
Nope, probably never will. If they really thought we were fucking up fandom, they'd say it to our faces but alas, no. The minions are still giddy over it. XD

Date: 2010-03-26 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamashamed.livejournal.com
haha, minionsXD Yeah, I hate it when people can't just confront you about their problems, eps. since this is just the internet, so going anon or make secrets it a little sad, I dunno.

Date: 2010-03-26 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceilidh-ann.livejournal.com
*nods* You have chosen wisely. I can hear the wanky keyboard bashing already.

Date: 2010-03-26 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamashamed.livejournal.com
lol, I don't even know. just.. lol at them.

Date: 2010-03-26 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mercystars.livejournal.com
But it's all good now. I think everyone kinda figured out how to use the scroll bar if something came up that they weren't interested in.

Besides, if it wasn't for Tucker, none of us would know the wonder that is Rachel Maddow, as she got her television start on his old MSNBC show.
Edited Date: 2010-03-26 07:36 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-03-26 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexaandra89.livejournal.com
I couldn't care less of what that butthole says.

Date: 2010-03-26 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamashamed.livejournal.com
me neither, but it's fun to lol as, yes? :)

Date: 2010-03-26 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chris-baby.livejournal.com
OMG, why is this prick getting interviewed anyway? Who the fuck cares what he has to say.

STFU, stupid. Stewart owned you hard. And the reason he's 'more popular' is because he's relevant to everything. You ain't.

ACK.

Date: 2010-03-26 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamashamed.livejournal.com
lol idk I found this via Twitter.

I just turn my anger into laugther by loling at him. It works better<3

Date: 2010-03-26 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chris-baby.livejournal.com
Oh, I'm not angry with him. He'd have to mean something to me - or, you know, in general - to anger me. I'm just, WTF, dude? How so pathetic? Hooow?

I'm also sick, so crap grates on my nerves just because. Hah.

Date: 2010-03-26 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamashamed.livejournal.com
LOL, true;)

D: Get better soon bb!<3

have a Jon: Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Date: 2010-03-26 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paperdays.livejournal.com
I lol'd so hard at your last point. :)

Didn't watch the video, as I don't have the energy for it. But, "he is more popular than I" uh no he is more popular than "ME" dumbass.

Date: 2010-03-26 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paperdays.livejournal.com
But when he said "he is more popular than I am" that IS correct, but "he is more popular than me" no?

Fuck, now I'm just confusing myself-- sorry Louise, I'm kind of out of it today! :(

Date: 2010-03-26 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamashamed.livejournal.com
Maybe he did say "I am" without me noticing, so it could have been me messing up, lol.

:( Are you okay?

Date: 2010-03-26 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paperdays.livejournal.com
Could be, but I also wouldn't put it past him to mix something up that's over-corrected in society anyways.

I had a great morning, then I had some delicious chocolate-flavored coffee and went to physics. I'm doing a partner project, and my partner has been here ONE day this week, and I was hoping she'd be there today but she wasn't. AND, she has the blueprints for the project. (We're building a bridge out of toothpicks, and she has the pictures of it that we drew.) The clock is ticking on getting that done, and we haven't really started, and we're so behind.

I also was thinking of changing the date I come home this summer (I'm doing a trip to Germany/Austria with my orchestra, and I'm staying afterward on my own, and thought I might want to stay a few more days) but they're buying the tickets TODAY and I couldn't find my teacher to ask her about it. That should be fine, I'll just get less time in Berlin than I hoped for, but more time in Vienna.... I'm going to Tanz der Vampire and I'm hoping hoping hoping that Mate Kamaras vs Marcus Loeber will be in town too, but they haven't finalized their plans yet, so I don't even know....

ANYways being concerned about that stuff plus caffeine made me rather anxious. :\

Date: 2010-03-26 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamashamed.livejournal.com
*hugs you for support*

Date: 2010-03-26 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paperdays.livejournal.com
Thanks, sweetie. :3 I played some Runescape and I feel better now. I'll probably watch Project Runway later, too. :)

Date: 2010-03-26 10:26 pm (UTC)
aurora: (TDS Jon WTF)
From: [personal profile] aurora
LOLOLOL HE IS SO BITTER

Date: 2010-03-26 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamashamed.livejournal.com
lmao, I know, isn't it sad? XD

Date: 2010-03-27 02:01 am (UTC)
shoebox_addict: (Jonny Stew - newsman)
From: [personal profile] shoebox_addict
ROLFMAO. I love your comments. I'm not gonna watch the video because I don't want to hurt my brain (LOL) but your comments were absolutely hilarious! I love the one about popularity because, honestly, is this a high school class president election? UGH.

Date: 2010-03-27 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamashamed.livejournal.com
*Bows* Thank you, I had a lot of fun writing it upXD<3 lmao, I know? I don't even. lol.

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