Tucker Carlson is still butthurt; tries to remain relevant.

[iamashamed]

Watch from 07.00 to the end, to hear him whine about Jon.

Gems include:

-Tucker Carlson saying the word 'cabal, which is a major DNW.
-"I thought it was stupid, what he was saying" Tucker missing Jon's points.
-"I didn't get that I was percieved to have lost"  Tucker being unaware of his fail.
- "Jon Stewart is just more famous and popular than I am" Tucker being butthurt.
-"I'm not mad about it!" Tucker being in denial.
-"It hasn't affected my life....Or maybe it has, but I don't care to think about it" Tucker finally realizes something.
-"I think he won because he is more popular than I" Tucker missing Jon's points, while retorting to highschool logic (again).
-"I'm not very self-aware at all" Tucker being aware of his unawareness.

Comments

[sarcasticsra]

I felt the need to write him this open letter:

Dear Tucker Carlson,

This happened SIX YEARS ago, dude. How are you still talking about it?! Move on with your life, man! Have some pride! Some dignity! You can do it!

Or continue to languish in your irrelevancy while still holding a hilariously petty grudge. IT'S ALL UP TO YOU, TUCKER.

Sincerely,
A concerned citizen

You know, I can't even dislike Tucker all that much. He's too sad. And yet, strangely amusing.

[mercystars.livejournal.com]

But still talking about and obsessing over it fuels their passionate love life!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

[alexaandra89.livejournal.com]

I couldn't care less of what that butthole says.

[chris-baby.livejournal.com]

OMG, why is this prick getting interviewed anyway? Who the fuck cares what he has to say.

STFU, stupid. Stewart owned you hard. And the reason he's 'more popular' is because he's relevant to everything. You ain't.

ACK.

[paperdays.livejournal.com]

I lol'd so hard at your last point. :)

Didn't watch the video, as I don't have the energy for it. But, "he is more popular than I" uh no he is more popular than "ME" dumbass.

[aurora]

LOLOLOL HE IS SO BITTER

[shoebox_addict]

ROLFMAO. I love your comments. I'm not gonna watch the video because I don't want to hurt my brain (LOL) but your comments were absolutely hilarious! I love the one about popularity because, honestly, is this a high school class president election? UGH.